• DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    And then he said Pardon me while I cheat on my pregnant wife with a porn star. Just like Jesus did.

  • Dkarma@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Pretty sure God would smite the guy who had his followers build a golden idol.

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      3 months ago

      Or the person who claimed he was the chosen one and let’s people lay their hands on him like he’s a holy relic. I’m not even religious (though somewhat knowledgeable due to school) and that part makes my stomach churn. Why would you want to touch that greasy orange turd and believe it brought you closer to an entity that created everything? Blah.

  • penquin@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    This dude is the definition of “throw shit at the wall and hope some will stick”. Dude will literally say/do anything and everything to get what he wants. Holy shit, he must’ve had a very troubled childhood.