• DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    And then he said Pardon me while I cheat on my pregnant wife with a porn star. Just like Jesus did.

  • Dkarma@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Pretty sure God would smite the guy who had his followers build a golden idol.

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      1 year ago

      Or the person who claimed he was the chosen one and let’s people lay their hands on him like he’s a holy relic. I’m not even religious (though somewhat knowledgeable due to school) and that part makes my stomach churn. Why would you want to touch that greasy orange turd and believe it brought you closer to an entity that created everything? Blah.