“I refer to this one as ‘the big one,’” said the official, Matt Combes, an ecological health unit science supervisor for the Missouri Department of Conservation. He added: “Calling something a near-total fish kill for 60 miles of a river is astounding and disheartening.”
I know this is serious but all I can picture is the poor cow that took such a cataclysmically rancid shit that it killed all the fish in the 30 mile radius of rivers around it.