These dudes can’t stop peddling their own shit. Fink walls right up and then turns around to peddle his snake oil. I have a solution, too. He wouldn’t like it either.

Wait… This article is dated Apr 1st. So by the rules of April’s fools, this means Americans under 40 are in fact absolutely absolutely delighted by capitalism, yes?

Either that or Americans over 40 too - or in other words, all Americans who aren’t grossly undeserving rich fucks - are disillusioned, which is far more likely.