Studies from the 90s have shown morons like you don’t need useful upload speeds lmao”

More like “we want you to consoom product and only consoom product. If you want to produce something and host it, we will charge you out the ass for it 'cause obviously that’s only a thing profit-seeking businesses do. Wait, you say you want to host your personal passion project as a hobby – what are you, some sort of motherfucking commie scum??”