At the bottom of the list, we have this drawing from 1984 Christmas horror flick Silent Night, Deadly Night. Unless you are a very careful four year-old unacquainted with the concept of The Red Liquid That Nourishes, this is not a creepy drawing in the slightest, but perhaps even more importantly, it doesn’t look at all like a child made it. Notice the lack of course-correction on any of the lines, the expert shading and perspective on the deer’s legs, the even, perfect coloring. This doesn’t read like a frantic vision of violence from an eight year-old traumatized by a murderous mall Santa three years prior. This is something an edgy teen draws during the school Christmas party to let their peers know they are no longer under the spell of childhood.

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    1016 days ago

    This drawing from Silent Hill is extremely frightening for its implications. How is it that a child is this familiar with the concept of sass? Have they fallen victim to a quintet of girlbosses? Are these queens in the room with us now, Timmy?

  • @snooggums
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    817 days ago

    The two for Stranger things were connected!

    Before he accepted the full-time position of Zionist shill, Will Beyers was employed on a freelance basis as Stranger Things’ creepy child artist.

    It’s an admirable example of the famous Lovecraft quote warning of the dangers that arise from the “piecing together of dissociated knowledge”, akin to the danger that possessing one teaspoon of empathy would pose to Will’s worldview.

    TIL that Will deservs to be in the upside down.

    • TurtlePower
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      216 days ago

      God fucking dammit, why can’t we have anything nice? God fucking Christ, the human race was a fucking mistake.