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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

I asked my dog, "What is two minus two?'

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I asked my dog, "What is two minus two?'

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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He said nothing.

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I can’t eat -500 dollars either, yet my bank seems to think they’re very real indeed.

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