Which factions should I ally with and which should I punch into the sun with my glorious unarmed cyborg?
As far as I remember, The Followers of the Apocalypse are cool, The Kings are funny and the NCR are lame military neolibs that use prison labour.
Oh, and I’m curbstomping Caesar the first chance I get.
Ideologically Yes Man is the only remotely valid choice. Do all the Freeside quests & factions though. “Who’s the King? Can you believe this guy man?”
I did enjoy playing the fash (roleplaying a fash lady who is a walking cognitive dissonance machine) for being able to merc the NCR. I remember NCR quests being kinda boring ngl, whiny libs.
Ulysses: “Do you come bearing the flag of the bull, or the bear?”
Courier 6: “Baby I come bearing the flag of The Kings ya dig? Hoo Haa Huh!”
If only the Kings could be the winners of the Battle of Hoover Dam, so I could do my Johnny Bravo roleplay.
our boy UlyssesT would definitely beat wannabe poet new vegas Ulysses in a fight
(fistfight, word fight, robot fight, whichever)