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Jokes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

I took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster but now it seems sluggish.

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I took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster but now it seems sluggish.

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Just get him a little racing car and put an “S” on the side. Then you can watch that “S” car go!
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  Slippery little suckers

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