• friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    This is totally the guy I want in charge of a manned mission to Mars. “Sorry Mars team, stock prices are down, gotta cut costs to improve our market position, so I’m letting you all go. I’m sending security robots to guard the rest of my land so don’t stray far from the tiny area you’re renting from me.”