• psud@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    As a person brought up Catholic I can imagine how that would work

    Iranian child soldier: hey Pete, I have a key, let me open the gate

    Pete on the gate: sorry dude. That’s a dud key. Only the successors to me get to issue real keys, and my reps on Earth discontinued indulgences since 1667.

    Pete: also you chose the wrong religion. You weren’t even baptised. Sorry to say you’re off to purgatory for a few kiloyears (Iran uses metric, right?) to pay for your bad choices, murder, and not getting your dick cut or getting baptised

    As a reformed Catholic I’m pretty sure the kids gets what everyone gets: nothing

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