At the train station yesterday some crackhead was telling an asian guy on the phone that “his language was disgusting” so I told her to “fuck off and go stand somewhere else if she doesn’t like it.”

She did, but not before going on a rant at me about how I’m going to go home and jerk off with my cat. Jokes on her though, I went home and jerked off alone.

If you’re not white and you’re voting for Trump and his sycophants, be aware that you’re just a line in Niemoller’s poem that they haven’t got to yet.