• CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Don’t worry, Jesus will save you from the crippling diarrhea you might get because we require workers to come in sick and don’t let them cover their mouths.

    And don’t worry, the dracula sneeze has been BANNED. Our employees let their snot spray proudly and free. No wicked vampire posturing at In-N-Out Burger.