• mozz@mbin.grits.dev
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    6 months ago

    You got:

    1. Ukraine actually attacked Russia, not the other way around
    2. It’s all the West’s fault our country fell apart and all our former colonies hate us

    But you forgot:

    1. Russia is winning! Basically already won
    2. Ukraine = Nazis, therefore Russia = good guys, QED
    3. The sanctions aren’t working, Russia’s doing great
    4. No YOU shut up
    5. Russia wants peace, we keep having these peace talks where we say let us keep what we already stole and stop shooting us please until next time we feel like taking more, and our perfectly reasonable proposals get met with such rudeness you wouldn’t believe, WESTERN SABOTAGE

    I can tell these jokes because the US aid package came through. It’s definitely not a simple thing and I’m not trying to make light of dying people, but I’m okay with making light of transparent bullshit