Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Me and who??

Sexy beast

Why

Is that a dik-dik dick?

Are they posing? I can’t help but wonder if this is like The Secret Life Of Cows, where they get hyper-clinical when a camera is aimed at them, but once the coast is clear they go super-freaky.

He’s horny