duderium [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoMillennials are ‘quiet pooping’ rather than shitting loudly: ‘There’s a giant turd in the toilet and we don’t know who left it there’message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareMillennials are ‘quiet pooping’ rather than shitting loudly: ‘There’s a giant turd in the toilet and we don’t know who left it there’duderium [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGraphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoI once heard a man in a stall His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw He took no time No care to wipe He didn’t wash his hands at all spoiler WASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN
I once heard a man in a stall
His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw
He took no time
No care to wipe
He didn’t wash his hands at all
spoiler
WASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN