Sorry, I don’t make the rules
Stop leaving the toilet seat up
Nobody is cuddling me and frankly you all need to do better and be better
:sambo: I know we have an emote for high speed hugs but I can’t remember it
You’re all required to come play video games with me, you can use the mad catz controller.
You have to let me win or I’ll cri
Please I’m so bad at Mario Kart
I probably am too, haven’t touch mk64 in eons.
I only play single player games
What if we do the thing where we pass the controller when someone dies?
I can only offer the disconnected player two controller
We should do thr thing where we each hold half the controller and have to work as a team
I’ll make breakfast tomorrow! Who wants what?
I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can’t be mad at me
This is an improvement over my current situation, so its a welcome change.
Our polycule comrade
I would be okay with this
Transfemme cuddle pile in the bed, eggs and questioning allowed
Dearest stinky owl, I have never once in my life left the toilet seat up, I’d never do that to you (or my wife) and I always sit to pee anyway. Hoping that whichever one of your (our?) other partners is leaving the seat up cuts that shit out
Stop leaving the toilet seat up
Hey, you knew what you were getting into.
Don’t piss on the seat, piss on the floor
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