Updoots to the left 1984 CCCCCP
The CCP will probably kidnap me and interrogate me in one of their secret prisons.
Day 99 of living in fear of being kidnapped by the CCP: Staying home more than I usually would. Sacrificing my chicken tendies run because I saw someone staring at me at the grocery store.
I’m going to become a cop. Yeah that’s right, I’m applying to be a secret chinese prison officer that tortures white people for making social credit score jokes on reddit.
You can use me as a reference
Tiananmen square bunch of Chinese characters I don’t understand 1989 some more stuff I don’t understand 義理の兄弟、私は立ち往生しています haha now you are banned from the internet
Credit score -700 now you can’t buy a car or house
:yugioh-trap-card:
You should get some debt and pay it back, how else would we know if you deserve to live?
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD
they don’t even have reddit gold anymore, they canceled it because of woke
seriously? there’s no more gold? wow… that’s something i never would have imagined
yeah i have no idea why they got rid of it. seems like free money for reddit but what do i know about running a business like that? clearly the real money is in selling google your data so it can train an AI to tell you to put glue on your pizza
glue > pineapple?
I put a yellow pixel on r/place to help make a picture of Winnie the Pooh but with Xi’s face, so I’m basically single-handedly saving the Chinese from his evil empire of terror personally.
What do you mean I’m racist? There’s nothing racist about comparing an Asian man to a yellow animal famous for a squinting face! Maybe you’re the real racist!
“I hate the government but love the people! Now excuse me kind gentlesirs while I go jerk off to my fanfiction of the Three Gorges Dam collapsing.”
Something something tofu construction
Vegan Three Gorges Dam.
hate the government, love the pepperoni
I think you mean West East Turkmenistan
CCP propaganda made my wife leave me
Pants: shid✓
Barb: left✓
If you want a laugh, give them a scenario that requires them to think beyond goodies and baddies .
No no no. China bad, Taiwan good.
What do you mean by “the White Terror”?
The White Terror is when China does something that scares white people, and is indeed very bad.
The White Terror is China existing.
KMT is from China not Taiwan. Less than a fifth of the population of Taiwan is comprised of KMT or any of their descendants.
CCCCCP:
Chinese Communist Communism China Commie Party
This might be my final brave post. I said fuck da ccp and pooh. Now I think they are onto me. I got a spoon in the mail. This is it. God speed brave posters.
