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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month ago“Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It’s 93 degrees and humid here in Florida…why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNow I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing…JAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago“I’ve got my little yellow jacket on, and I’m ready to mingle.” He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.
“Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It’s 93 degrees and humid here in Florida…why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?”
Rain coat.
Now I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing…JAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.
“I’ve got my little yellow jacket on, and I’m ready to mingle.” He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.