In solidarity I’m going to wear my sweatpants hiked up today over my bellybutton.
Masculinity is measured via width
Girthy
The ideal man doesnt exi-
This is the “real men” Seinfeld was talking about.
i just saw an acrticle about his “real men”/“agreed upon hierarchy” comments
Hides the naval, and goes down beyond the knee, mashallah brother is hiding the awrah
he’s just neat
Say whatever you want about the rest of the Disney Star Wars films but ‘you are both cursed to be uncontrollably pulled into video calls with your evil nemesis at unpredictable moments’ is a both hilarious and banger concept and people should just lift it entirely for their own use.
W I D E
This is what I meant when I say I studied a broad
You’re implying that ONLY women lust after Majima, and not literally everyone.
Majima Everywhere for Everyone
Majima would be the perfect man if not for the several very bad things he does
Not wide enough
If I want to edit his pants taller
Hey, this is basically me atm
Real wide boy hours.
I accidentally typed wife boy. Which almost had me commit to the depressed goblin nightmare boy bit for this post, but I am not strong enough
This is just a worse Dalton Castle