What a horrible day to have eyes.
This is the future liberals want
How does man get prangent?
Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80’s there’s even a documentary film on it!
*prrrregante
Pr…pre…PREGANANANT!!!
How is babby formed?
Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant
Go on…
She does peg exclusively.
I heard getting pegnant can hurt!
Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?
I should be so lucky…
😍
False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱
The future!
Wh-where does it come out?!?
Ever seen Alien?
Ever see Junior?
Those hands…
His tiny ear!
That looks like something I’d draw tbh
God Bless America
I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)
Or those her real hands, or is this AI? Lol.
Looks like AI to me. It did a pretty good job on her hands, by comparison to many other AI rendered hands, at least she has 5 normal fingers even if they’re sausages
I think this is just a good old photoshop.
Looks like real hands but not her hands
Real hands. That is why she always does “jazz hands”.
Tight end
Not for long!
;)
A real man
i have so many questions starting off with why and how
Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they’ll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.
God I wish they were me
Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?
LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.
