Zerush@lemmy.ml to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 6 months agoCan I still use this salt?iili.ioimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down15
arrow-up1309arrow-down1imageCan I still use this salt?iili.ioZerush@lemmy.ml to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 months agoAnyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up
minus-squareHackworth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoPart of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you’ll drive yourself nuts.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoYou should start every one with “originally formed inside of an actual star” or something similar.
minus-squareHackworth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-26 months agoWrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge’s machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won’t fail you like your precious god.
Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up
Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you’ll drive yourself nuts.
You should start every one with “originally formed inside of an actual star” or something similar.
Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge’s machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won’t fail you like your precious god.