ZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coimagemessage-square172fedilinkarrow-up11.68Karrow-down142
arrow-up11.64Karrow-down1image"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square172fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·19 days agoHow to explain drag to a child: “Some men like to dress up like pretty ladies and perform songs.” Gosh, that was so hard.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·18 days agoBut but but I need them to understand why it makes me feel strange things and that’s why they’re going to HELL
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agoMy thoughts exactly. They just don’t know how to explain it without getting a raging erection and then going through the masturbation/shame cycle 5 times a day for the next two weeks.
How to explain drag to a child: “Some men like to dress up like pretty ladies and perform songs.”
Gosh, that was so hard.
But but but I need them to understand why it makes me feel strange things and that’s why they’re going to HELL
My thoughts exactly. They just don’t know how to explain it without getting a raging erection and then going through the masturbation/shame cycle 5 times a day for the next two weeks.