Fuck you. It’s bad enough I gotta fix the damn fabricators! And don’t get me started on the holo-deck! If I get one more ticket about rogue holoprograms or descretely clearing out the file-access logs of porn holos, I’m gonna make the user drink Ensign Crushers box of nanites!
But think of the prank possibilities! Make Rikers legs just a little bit shorter so he whacks himself on the junk trying to sit down! The classic “the office” phone prank but with changing the density of someone’s hand!
Fuck you. It’s bad enough I gotta fix the damn fabricators! And don’t get me started on the holo-deck! If I get one more ticket about rogue holoprograms or descretely clearing out the file-access logs of porn holos, I’m gonna make the user drink Ensign Crushers box of nanites!
But think of the prank possibilities! Make Rikers legs just a little bit shorter so he whacks himself on the junk trying to sit down! The classic “the office” phone prank but with changing the density of someone’s hand!