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minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up48·5 months agoAren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
minus-squaremoon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up43·5 months agoHe is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
minus-squareLogh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months ago“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·5 months agoAnd that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 months agoSpring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
minus-squareRozz@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoAn advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·5 months agoHorse people don’t care
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoHorse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
minus-squaredoggle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoOh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoHow much could a banana cost?!?
Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
And that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Horse people don’t care
Horse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
How much could a banana cost?!?
And to get, apparently.