• snooggums
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          6 months ago

          The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.

          Vulture capitalists did.

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        6 months ago

        More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.

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        6 months ago

        No no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament.

        realizes ten commandments are from the old testament

        This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.