Pissing is fun but pooping i just hate it why oh why poop why oh why oh why so much poop.
Maybe i wouldn’t hate it as much if i just accepted i have a gluten allergy instead of living in denial so i can eat bread that isn’t made out of depression and sawdust.
Pooping is fun, everyone poops! Embrace your inner poop, after it leaves your body.
Getting myself a poop shelf toilet so i can give my turds an hour long speech about our journey together before flushing them