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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 year ago

I play a mountain, and I tap it to play Goblin Arsonist. Pass.

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I play a mountain, and I tap it to play Goblin Arsonist. Pass.

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 year ago
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  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    I also play a mountain. I then tap it to play a Goblin arsonist. Pass.

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      Untap, upkeep. I play Tramway Station, then tap one red mana to play Goblin Grenade, sacrificing Goblin Arsonist and targeting you for 5 and 1 damage. Your life total is now at 14. Pass

      • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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        I uhhh… play pot of greed and draw exodia

        • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          JUDGE!!!

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        I play a swamp for turn and tap it for one black, using it to cast two Dark Rituals for a total of 5 black that I use to cast Hatred, targeting my Goblin Arsonist. I spend 9 life to give my arsonist +9/+0. I swing at you for 10 damage. Then I cast Fling, and sacrifice my arsonist, dealing you another 10 damage. GG

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