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    5 months ago

    GF: “Did you always have a gun?”

    Anon: “I always carry”

    GF: “Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?”

    Anon: “Muggers don’t wait until it’s convienient for you to get robbed, you know?”

    GF: “Oh that makes sense.”