I DIDN'T SERVE THIS COUNTRY TO PROTECT NO "FREEDOMS", I DID IT FOR ME SO I COULD GET A 10% DISCOUNT OFF MY MEAL AT CRACKER BARREL. CAN I GET A "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"???

EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net · edit-2 5 months ago

Cracker Barrel is two woke now, did you not get the memo? I eat exclusively at Chik fil a now.

Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

Technically I’m a food server, and so therefore served. I should get a discount too.

Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

thank you for your service, braver than the troops o7

Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net · edit-2 5 months ago

I’m gonna get a hat that says Food Wars Veteran and go everywhere in a motorized chair now that I’m a veteran server.

Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

REST IN PEACE TO THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE
I DIVE IN HER CERVIX

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

even lamer then getting blown up for a Camaro

GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

TRUE PATRIOTS IN CHARGE

princeofsin [he/him]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

Shut up, nerd