• axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    Liberals in general treat politics as prayer and ritual to a pantheon of polytheistic gods. You must perform the Biden voting sacrament or else the nefarious Putin will ruin this year’s grape harvest.

    • SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Nate Silver is the temple’s leading haruspex. When he predicted in 2012 that the volcano god would not erupt based on the entrails of a bird, he was widely applauded for being correct among the townsfolk.