13 And then a Samaritan asked the LORD, “Teacher, shall we not love our enemies and strive to bring peace and love to the world, so to bring all peoples into the Temple?”
14 And Jesus did stand up and gaze upon the Samaritan and yell, “Fuckin’ hell, it’s one of those fucking Samaritans! Kick the fucker’s ass!”
15 And thus did the people rise up and busteth his bod. And the LORD did help himself to a 40.
I think this was foretold in the Bible. It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted!
Praise the lord and vend the ammunition.
And on the 7th day,
God racked the gauge.
“They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended”
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