I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but…

I forgot.

You can probably salvage the storage device. Just defragment it.

This joke was at the end of a Darknet Diaries episode. Maybe this one:

https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/147

I’m pretty sure that all episodes end with a tech-y dad-joke.

i would have thought it was the keyboard.

that was the only peripheral that had any option to escape.

Oh really? When you told me this earlier it was two computers, and you ended up accidentally walking on the broken remains. You were complaining about the pain from your fallen Arches.

You only kept the good memories