• KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      You see, unlike his predecessor he did divest himself of his personal businesses before taking office.

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        Why do their houses have so few and such small windows? They’re stockpiling the glass to build a huge lens that will focus the sun’s rays to destroy the moon. The resulting storm of superheated asteroids pelting the Earth will destroy many homes, allowing them to swoop in and build new ones for everyone.

        You heard it here first.

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      It’s hilarious that he sold his peanut farm so people wouldn’t worry he was self dealing as President. Which is funny because HW Bush just changed the laws so he COULD self deal without divesting in actual wealth.

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      In my experience there just isn’t that much variation in peanut sizes tbh