• theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I don’t take kindly to your tone! There are a thousand other ways you could have said this. Let’s fight about it!

    Oh, yeah! Also, your mom is fat and you over feed your pets, I’m assuming.

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      2 months ago

      Your lover made a minor faux pas? They’re a sociopath and they never loved you.

      I bite my thumb at thee

      • catloaf@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Ha, that’s my favorite part of that play.

        “Is the law of our side if I say aye?”

        “No.”

        Just plain “no”. Gets me every time.