• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
    20·
    5 months ago

    Borg cube? Way too smooth and shiny to be a Borg cube.

    Maybe if it was made by Apple. Now that’s a terrifying thought.

    • Teal@lemm.ee
      16·
      5 months ago

      And that’s Borg Cube Pro. It’s our best Borg Cube yet and we think you’re going to love it.

    • mhague@lemmy.world
      6·
      5 months ago

      We are the Apple Borg. You will not be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be recreated in a more compact, less vestigial form and live in our walled section of the galaxy.

    • Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      4·
      5 months ago

      Yeah, that’s not a Borg cube, that’s Ozma. It’s gonna change into a sphere and then suck everyone in like a black hole any second.