Fucking autocorrect had it as ‘rage’
The bird:
You mean the dog?
(Not related)
Behold, dog.
Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning
Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete
6/10
I would give more because of the bird, but you asked to ignore it…
Gobble gobble motherfucker
Is that a Fleshlight I spy?
no that’s a turkey
Gobbles nervously
Great cable management!
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Edit:
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That’s a fucking sexy turkey.
Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔
9/10. I’d have given it a 10 but I didn’t see any lube. You got the fleshlight and tissues ready but no lube.
bachelor/10
0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.
Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard
I think that’s a subwoofer on the floor not a computer tower.
That is the most creative way I’ve ever seen to win the Chicken Game.