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minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73arrow-down2·4 months agoActually it’s Never Eat While Shitting
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoOops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 months agoThey’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.
minus-squareCadeillac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-24 months agoThat’s what the nice shelf is for on the toilet
minus-squareanti@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoMy housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as “the circle of life”.
minus-squareCadeillac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI’d be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.
minus-squarejawa21@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoWhere else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoShould that mean that the 'human centipede ’ was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoNever eat skunks weiners, actually.
minus-squarePeppycito@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months ago NESW Not Everyone Wins Sayings
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 months agoHave it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks
Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting
Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…
They’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.
That’s what the nice shelf is for on the toilet
My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as “the circle of life”.
I’d be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.
Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?
Beats me
Should that mean that the 'human centipede ’ was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?
Never eat skunks weiners, actually.
Not Everyone Wins Sayings
Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks