• SuiXi3D@fedia.io
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      Right up until the money runs out and you get evicted because nobody will hire you.

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        Could always sell drugs.

        For legal purposes this comment is a joke. Don’t sell drugs. Drugs are bad.

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          Cool, cool, cool.

          Ok, so what drugs are you selling?

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            Oh I wish it was cool, it’s been so hot lately but I guess that’s how it’s going to be from here on out.

            Definitely not selling weapons-grade LSD

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        The fear of a resume gap is pretty tyrannical, I think a better solution than being afraid of ever going a while without a job would be resolve to just lie if you have to. Plus there’s a variety of ways to make money other than a job, not all of which are illegal.

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    “You don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. I got a cousin that’s broke and he don’t do shit.”

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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    Legit used to have a friend who was like this. He’d always apologize for being an inconvenience - eating my food and opening windows while the AC was on. Like I liked his company and he’d play games with the guys. But after awhile it was like “ok man it’s been a year, 3 years, 5 years you need a job you can’t just live at home no income” But he wouldn’t change anything. No job or friends outside of us. After a few years it hit a point where I couldn’t afford it anymore. Roomate and I had a sit down with him, said “alright bud shape up or ship out we can’t do this anymore”. Hooked up the computer so he could job hunt and left for 2 days. Came back and checked the history - 16 episodes of DBZ watched, 2 jobs applied for. And that was the end of the friendship.