“So, so, so proud of you for this huge accomplishment—there is no one more deserving of this than you,” said a stock-still, unblinking Clinton, who, when panicked advisors quietly asking her to release the presidential candidate’s hand, only widened her smile and clamped her fingers tighter, causing Harris’ bones to audibly crack. “Oh, don’t worry about us. We’re just two strong women having a great time. Ha ha ha. Girl power! Right, Kamala? Just think, you could become the first woman elected to the American presidency! What could possibly be better than that?” At press time, Clinton was reportedly being dragged away after pulling Harris in for a hug and attempting to snap her neck.
ngl, if Kamala somehow beats Trump, seeing Hillary’s meltdown would be so funny
She’ll either lose her shit and endlessly tweet about how happy she is for Harris, will try to take credit for everything, or a combo of both.
She will tweet about how great women stand on the shoulders of giants, over a photo of herself
I didn’t expect to find the reactions of both Biden Dems and GOP Chuds to be so funny.
Like she’s just another wet noodle, right-wing, pro-cop Democrat, and yet Republicans are so fucking mad that they aren’t running against Biden.
Hillary’s worst nightmare. Losing her coveted dream title to a woc.
