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minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·1 year agoElrond can’t drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring. Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he’s fucking stupid.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoElven combat tactics presumably do not include the dropkick.
minus-squarefreziklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoCharge at him, give him a big bear hug, and momentum takes both of them.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSame idea. Though going in with him saves you from explaining. “It’s the craziest thing. He fell right in.”
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIf you’re smart enough to consider that this would destroy the ring, then you can’t do it. It’s intentionally destroying the ring.
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoHigher quality version without the ifunny watermark
minus-squarelennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoRe: your username Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoYou are the first person to recite the magic phrase!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago$fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself
minus-squaremisterundercoat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoGandalf wasn’t there
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoThat was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he’s recalling the story later.
Elrond can’t drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.
Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he’s fucking stupid.
Elven combat tactics presumably do not include the dropkick.
Charge at him, give him a big bear hug, and momentum takes both of them.
Same idea. Though going in with him saves you from explaining.
“It’s the craziest thing. He fell right in.”
If you’re smart enough to consider that this would destroy the ring, then you can’t do it. It’s intentionally destroying the ring.
Higher quality version without the ifunny watermark
Re: your username
Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself
You are the first person to recite the magic phrase!
$fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself
Gandalf wasn’t there
That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he’s recalling the story later.