• notceps [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    Wrong, you are so wrong Othello, Mothman would always be absent going “Oh sorry honey I can’t there’s about to be a train accident and I have to loom ominously in the general area of Ohio, yes I know it’s our anniversary but this is what I NEED TO DO.”

    Meanwhile what’s Bigfoots biggest flaw? Oh you can never take a picture with the guy it’ll always come out blurry, but at least he is there for you, caring for you.

    That is not even mentioning Mothman showing up in the Panama Papers… Bigfoot would never be a capitalist

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        HELPING PEOPLE? HE’S A DISASTER TOURIST, A MISERY PERVERT and worst of all he likes Trump, Mothman wasn’t seen anywhere near Butler, PA. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions but I’ll just say that Mothman knew what was going to happen and thought ‘Yeah it’s good that nothing happens to him, that’s mah president Donald J Trump and I Mothman support my president.’