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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

LATHE: either you shrink down and I put you in my butt or I become giant and you stay regular size and you live in my butt and either way control me with wires and buttons and levers

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LATHE: either you shrink down and I put you in my butt or I become giant and you stay regular size and you live in my butt and either way control me with wires and buttons and levers

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

also it’s not gay I’d be some of gundam or robot (it’s not gay)

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what if instead of Eric Clapton it was Eric Brapton and he farts the entire time he’s on stage
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