Don’t block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
Get out of the way or I’m blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.
JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE
I’m starting to think Everett might just be insane.
Don’t block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
Get out of the way or I’m blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.
If “excuse me” doesn’t work, blast away.
It never does.
Recommend looking like an escaped mental patient in the thall of a disembodied voice, that always works for my human.
Man it fucking hurts to fire up my vocal cords.
Not everybody is aware of this because it isn’t true for everybody.
What about a bicycle horn? 🤣 (Sorry for your troubles, I don’t mean to poke fun)
JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE
This is Safeway!
And then just blast the cart out of your way with a foot plant shove.
If only my local shops had a seemingly infinite hole to push people into.
It’s no problem to catch up, just so long as the pair gets the fuck out of the way.
It should be an automatic thing, when you stop literally anywhere, to immediate position oneself outside the flow of traffic.
But he’s walking right down the middle, which is also bad.