octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·3 months ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·3 months agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.