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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, it’s finally come to this: we’re watching capeshit. First up is The Suicide Squad (2021), James Gunn’s much-better-reviewed sequel to Suicide Squad (2016). As with its predecessor, it follows a twisted team of bad guys who aren’t actually bad guys as they kick some butt. Unlike its predecessor, it is rated R, which means a whole lot of swearing and gore. Many people consider this the best film of the DCEU, which is an exceptionally low bar, but still. Looks fun enough; let’s check it out.

Next up is Megamind (2016), Dreamworks’ tale of a supervillain (voiced by Will Ferrell) who finally succeeds at defeating his square-jawed heroic rival (voiced by Brad Pitt), only to discover that his existence is empty without a good guy to fight. What now? Introspection? Romance? New hobbies? Maybe he could even turn good. A lot of people like this one, and zoomers regard it as a classic of their generation, so we’ll give it a whirl. Director is Tom McGrath, the man who gave us, uhh, Boss Baby (2017). Okay, zoomers, this had better be good.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

• The Suicide Squad: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-suicide-squad/
• Megamind: https://letterboxd.com/film/megamind/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

• The Suicide Squad: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/37403
• Megamind: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/18304

CWs for The Suicide Squad:

• Child abandonment.
• Abusive parents.
• The abused becomes the abuser.
• Child abuse.
• Drug use.
• Drug addiction.
• Deaths of animals.
• Sad animals.
• Death of pet.
• Sharks.
• Mention of sexual assault. Not depicted.
• Someone is beaten up by a bully.
• Someone is physically restrained.
• Throat mutilation.
• Someone struggles to breathe.
• Decapitation.
• Cannibalism.
• Someone is crushed to death.
• Choking.
• Someone is burned alive.
• Body horror.
• Amputation.
• Squashed head.
• Hanging.
• Asphyxiation.
• Unconsciousness.
• Broken bones.
• Torture.
• Eye mutilation.
• Stabbing.
• Blood and gore.
• Death of child.
• Suicide.
• Drug overdose.
• Kidnapping.
• Death of parent.
• Jump scares.
• Possession.
• Nattural bodies of water.
• Trypophobia.
• Vomiting.
• Someone is eaten alive.
• Spitting.
• Audio gore.
• Incarceration.
• Electrotherapy.
• Needles.
• Hospital scene.
• PTSD.
• Mental illness.
• Violent mentally-ill person.
• Misophonia.
• Claustrophobia.
• Sudden loud noises.
• Shaky cam.
• Screaming.
• Profanity.
• Flashing lights.
• Death of LGBT person.
• Nudity.
• Objectification of female characters.
• Chronic illness.
• Homelessness.
• Car crash.
• Honking horns.
• Helicopter crash.
• Someone is hit by a car.
• Drowning.
• Gun violence.

CWs for Megamind:

• Stalking.
• Child abuse.
• Spiders.
• Crocodiles.
• Bullying.
• Someone is physically restrained.
• Someone’s mouth is covered.
• Someone struggles to breathe.
• Unconsciousness.
• Suicide.
• Kidnapping.
• Deaths of parents.
• Crying baby.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Broken fourth wall.
• Ableism.
• Santa spoiled.
• Car crash.
• Honking horns.
• Someone is hit by a car.

Links to movies:

• The Suicide Squad: https://tankie.tube/w/dnVb7KPpoAT6aD5XSGoAKa
• Megamind: https://tankie.tube/w/bXHSahVRRUDGN5imh2fcCU