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thats why batman fights crime at night
Still gotta watch out for the moon tan.
He wears black makeup around his eyes tho, so it would only be his chin that was tan.
If Batman uses eye makeup with a good Moon Protection Factor (MPF) he would use moonscreen on his chin too.
Pfft, like a billionaire playboy moisturizes his face with any lotion not containing any SPF factor.
Imagine if the criminals started throwing around dye bags so that Bruce Wayne would have to live at home lmao.
“Sorry, I can’t come to the rich person party. I’ve got the flu. Can’t leave my mansion.”
“Again? That’s the 7th time this month Bruce!”
He’s the Bateman.
Yes, he is. High five.
Nothing a little spray tan can’t fix.
