• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    3 months ago

    death is apparently the real reason for the season

    im sure jesus would just love to see these people celebrating his birthday with devices whose sole purpose is killing humans.

    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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      3 months ago

      the Christmas tree is a pagan ritual. 12/25 is a pagan holiday. jesus said “turn the other cheek,” not “just TRY breaking into MY house motherfucker”

      meh. details details, that ruin everything always

      • Wiz
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        3 months ago

        Ackshully the Jesus quote is, “Ho Ho Ho I’ve got a machine gun now.”