hahahahaha get fucked Eli Roth

  • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Miscast and you really need a Luc Besson, James Gunn, Matthew Vaughn, or maybe an Edgar Wright to direct. Borderlands isn’t popular enough for any of them to take on the project. Gunn already did his ensemble sci-fi space adventure movies. Valerian came close in some areas to the tone of Borderlands.

    Someone just needs to take the franchise away from Randy.

    • Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      A Luc Besson Borderlands would have been peak cinema. Get Vin Diesel in to play Brick (is he allowed to do that? I don’t remember wether or not Vin and/or Brick are POC)
      Have that sleazy uncle Roman type busdriver dude be the lead or antagonist and go nuts