• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
    50·
    3 个月前

    I haven’t ever paid a cent for mortgage. I’ll sell the secret for $100.

    I rent. But don’t tell sovcit, I want their money.

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
      10·
      3 个月前

      I’m thinking about curing all their ailments remotely using a magnetic resonance chamber to beam cures directly into them through a bracelet I sell on a website where I also sell coon skin hats and wooden teeth. Because you know they’re the type to believe in magic.

    • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
      6·
      3 个月前

      Scary part is they would read your first sentence and believe you then convince themselves the second sentence is there to ward of the government.