Contact seller.

Tell him this Trump dildo is for my beautiful wife who has huge boobs and loves me dearly.

Actually it’s for me (A MAN).

Joker’s Trick

this is genius actually because people might want to buy it just out of spite

This is inadvertently a good warning since that base is not flared enough to be safe for butts. (though still a trans-exclusionary framing)

Can’t tell me what to do